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Team Zissou Intern
Like the Interns in Life Aquatic?
Oui, Zissou.
Pros:
Shirt optional.
Being included in on lightning-strike rescue ops.
Cons:
Having to feed those no-good albino dolphins. Son of a b*tch, I'm sick of those dolphins.
Strong likelihood of having your collarbone severed by the machetes of Filipino pirates.
Having to share a glock with the rest of the interns.
Klaus called dibs on the only female intern.
Steve Zissou Quotes:
Steve Zissou: Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: No, they all share one.
Steve Zissou: Hey intern, get me a Campari.
Intern: On the rocks?
Steve Zissou: [Addressing the Interns] No. I can't give you full credit, but I'm not gonna flunk you either. You're all getting incompletes.
Intern: This is bullshit.
Internet Resources on Becoming a Stratego Spy:
The Life Aquatic - Rotten Tomatoes
Seu Jorge - The Life Aquatic Sessions - Wikipedia
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