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Occupations
Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
Swedish Chef - Muppets
Crop Circler
Excitebike Racer
FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
Stratego Spy
Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
Harlem Globetrotter
Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
Ice Pirate
Kissing Bandit - Morganna
Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
Private Eye - Rockford Files
Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
Pro Wrestling Referee
Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
Replicant - Blade Runner
Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
S-Mart Employee
Scooby Doo Villain
Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
GLG20 - Spies Like Us
Star Trek Redshirt
Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Star Trek Redshirt

Persons to Emulate:

Any of the brave Star Trek redshirts that met horrific ends.

Pros:

Getting to hang out with Captain Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and Scotty on exciting and dangerous alien worlds. Albeit for a very short period of time.

Cons:

You're going to die. Painfully.

Your eulogy amounts to Bones leaning over you and saying, "He's dead, Jim."

When you're disintegrated they can't even give your ashes to your mother.

If you are a sub-par student, the Starfleet Academy only has openings in Security and other redshirt occupational studies.

Quotes:

Bones: He's dead, Jim.

Captain Kirk: This is a very dangerous mission and it is certain that one of us will be killed. The away team will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Ensign Ricky.
Ensign Ricky: Aw, crap.