GLG20


Like Dan Akroyd and Chevy Chase in Spies Like Us?

Yep.

Pros:

You can achieve the rank of GLG20, or Foreign Service Operative, through the utilization of an eye patch, a fake broken arm, and some creative teamwork.

If you come across a static filled, triple scrambled, microwave transmission between two soldiers talking in Mandarin Chinese and the Chinese are only using a simple, polyphonetically grouped twenty square digit key, transposed from booster verdonic form, with multiple nulls, then it can be broken using a Drogen’s decoder wheel, which can be found sporadically in boxes of Lucky Charms.

Regarding Paraguayan subsidies, their requests for subsidies was not Paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that’s the way it will always be. Is that clear?

Fitz-Hume's sister is quite good.

Cons:

It may not be worth risking the future of the human race to guarantee the American way of life.

Being late, because you had to attend the reading of a will. You had to stay till the very end and you found out you received nothing... broke your arm.

When posing as a physician you will be forced to say individual hellos to each and every physician you come across and then perform emergency appendectomies on the chief's brother.

Being attacked by ninjas after your first solo freefall.

Having to offer up your sister to aforementioned ninjas while bartering for your life.

Foreign Service Board testers are notoriously hard to bribe.

Spies Like Us Quotes:

Russian Spy: Every minute you don't tell us why you're here, I cut off a finger.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Mine or yours?
Russian Spy: Yours.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Damn!

Emmett Fitz-Hume: If you let us go, I'll bring back the sun.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Here's a picture of my sister. If you let us go you can have her. I hear she's quite good.

Emmett Fitz-Hume: My objective? Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you.

Austin Millbarge: Show some balls, man!
Emmett Fitz-Hume: I think it's too late to try and impress them.

Austin Millbarge: We mock what we don't understand.

Ace Tomato Agent: Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?

Austin Millbarge: It's..."Soul Finger" by the Bar Kays.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: They must be havin' a hard time getting gigs.

Emmett Fitz-Hume: What's she saying?
Austin Millbarge: H... hair... hairbrush... headrest...
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Jesus, where did you learn your Russian, J.C. Penney?

Emmett Fitz-Hume: I'm Sorry I'm late, I had to attend the reading of a will. I had to stay till the very end and I found out I received nothing... broke my arm.

Spies Like Us Videos:

Internet Resources on Becoming a GLG20:

Spies Like Us - Wikipedia Page

Spies Like Us - IMDB Page

Spies Like Us - Rotten Tomatoes Page

Austin Millbarge and Emmett Fitz-Hume - Spies Like Us - HoMB

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