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Occupations
Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
Swedish Chef - Muppets
Crop Circler
Excitebike Racer
FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
Stratego Spy
Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
Harlem Globetrotter
Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
Ice Pirate
Kissing Bandit - Morganna
Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
Private Eye - Rockford Files
Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
Pro Wrestling Referee
Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
Replicant - Blade Runner
Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
S-Mart Employee
Scooby Doo Villain
Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
GLG20 - Spies Like Us
Star Trek Redshirt
Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Space Marine

Like PFC Hudson from Aliens?

Yep. PFC William Hudson kept his cool, stared adversity in the eye and made the SOB blink.

Pros:

You get to carry really big guns.

You get to show off your leadership skills by yelling inspirational declarations such as, "That's it man, game over man, game over!"

You'll die quickly. And probably violently. Dying peacefully of old age is for suckers.

Cons:

Having to investigate terraforming, space colonies that haven't checked in for a while with names like LV-426 and Catastrophic Injury Valley.

High probability of being stalked and terminated by hornery bugs.

Not knowing which of the jerks around you is the android.

Giving birth to alien babies through your chest cavity without an epideral.

Being subjected to extended periods of time with Paul Reiser.

Inspirational Quotes by PFC Hudson:

PFC Hudson: Well that's great, that's just (bleep)in' great, man. Now what the (bleep) are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty (bleep) now man...

PFC Hudson: Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!

PFC Hudson: SEVENTEEN DAYS? Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade, but we're not gonna last seventeen hours! Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before. And they're gonna come in here and THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!