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Slamball/Trampoline Basketball Player
Pros:
Big, big air.
Only a handful of people watching when you slam your face into the backboard or get posterized by some guy doing a Tom Chambers two-hander in your grill.
It's basketball with trampolines. What more do I have to say?
Dribbling and ladders? That's so yesterday, Harlem Globetrotters.
Cons:
Uptick in communal swearing whenever viewed. As in "That is <bleeping> awesome."
Your friend's stupid Mom makes you sign a waiver and wear protective gear before you can use their trampoline to get your slamball on.
Quotes:
Guy Flipping Through the Channels and Discovering Slamball: This is <bleeping> awesome.
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