S-Mart Employee


Like Ash from Army of Darkness?

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

Pros:

The housewares department of S-Mart ain't so bad.

Get a lot of practice with sawed-off 12-gauge double-barreled Remington.

A chainsaw works wonders on the undead.

14th century women always fall for "Give me some sugar, baby!"

Cons:

Going to stay at the one cabin in the entire forest that has the Necronomicon in it. What are the odds.

Losing your hand.

Having said hand attack you multiple times.

First they want to kill you, then they want to kiss you.

14th century folk always meddling in your things with alloys and compositions and things with...molecular structures.

Army of Darkness Quotes:

Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This...is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Ash: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

Ash:: Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Zombie Lady: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash.
[Reloads shotgun]
Ash: Housewares.

Army of Darkness Video:

Internet Resources on Becoming a S-Mart Employee:

Ash Williams - Wikipedia

Bruce Campbell's Official Page

Army of Darkness - IMDB

Army of Darkness - Wikipedia

Army of Darkness - Rotten Tomatoes

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