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Clue Murder Suspect
Persons to Emulate:
Personally, I'm fond of Professor Plum, but I've heard convincing arguments for Miss Scarlet, Mr. Green, Mrs. White and Colonel Mustard. I've yet to hear something positive about Miss Peacock, however.
Pros:
Spending time with Miss Scarlet.
Quiet afternoons reading in the library or practicing your ukelele in the conservatory.
Mr. Boddy got his.
Cons:
Having the scenario of Mrs. Scarlet, in the Lounge, with the Rope be more deadly than scintillating.
Running into Ms. Peacock in the secret passage from the Lounge to the Conservatory. Creeeeepy.
Having to hear Colonel Mustard drone on about military campaigns in Algeria, hunting badgers in Wales, and investing in the East India Trading Company. Urge to kill rising.
The candlestick is unwieldy and difficult to remove from a room surreptitiously.
It turns out Mr. Boddy's great aunt was Jessica Fletcher. Crap.
Quotes:
Robot Guidance Counselor: Mr. Green in the Billiard Room with the Lead Pipe.
Internet Resources on Becoming a Clue Murder Suspect:
The Art of Murder - Clue Fansite - We'll always be most fond of the 1972 American Version.
Clue - IMDB - Info on great, 1985 theatrical version of game.
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