Old Glory Robot Insurance Spokesman


Like Sam Waterston on SNL?

Old Glory Insurance: For when the metal ones decide to come for you...and they will.

Pros:

Because robots are the leading cause of death in persons over 50 years of age (Heart Disease 42% - Robots 58%), the policy is an easy sell.

Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack, regardless of current health.

Cons:

Scientists keep making robots.

You need to feel safe and that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time.

When they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free, because they're made of metal and robots are strong.

Persons denying the existence of robots may be robots themselves.

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Old Glory Robot Insurance - SNL Transcripts

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