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Occupations
Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
Swedish Chef - Muppets
Crop Circler
Excitebike Racer
FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
Stratego Spy
Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
Harlem Globetrotter
Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
Ice Pirate
Kissing Bandit - Morganna
Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
Private Eye - Rockford Files
Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
Pro Wrestling Referee
Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
Replicant - Blade Runner
Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
S-Mart Employee
Scooby Doo Villain
Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
GLG20 - Spies Like Us
Star Trek Redshirt
Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Ridiculous Super Hero

Like the Silver Surfer?

Yep or Aquaman or the Hulk or Captain America.

Pros:

Clothing optional if your birthday suit is shiny and metallic.

If you decide to wear clothing you can dress as ridiculously as you'd like. I'm looking at you, Aquaman.

If you're Bruce Banner, you can take solace in knowing that your denim jean shorts won't rip in half when you're transformed into the hulk. The world can take solace in not being subjected to Little Hulk.

Captain America is very popular at Lee Greenwood concerts.

Ladies love surfers.

Aquaman can talk to crabs. That's kind of sweet, I guess.

You can carry and kill a man with a trident, if you wish.

Cons:

Dolphins aren't very good conversationalists.

It gets lonely surfing around the universe and the fish tacos near Rigel VII are terrible.

Your nicely airbrushed shield doesn't help much against bunker-busters.

You must really be a joke if even those a** clowns over at the Justice League of America don't want you.

Hulk smash.