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Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
Swedish Chef - Muppets
Crop Circler
Excitebike Racer
FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
Stratego Spy
Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
Harlem Globetrotter
Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
Ice Pirate
Kissing Bandit - Morganna
Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
Private Eye - Rockford Files
Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
Pro Wrestling Referee
Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
Replicant - Blade Runner
Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
S-Mart Employee
Scooby Doo Villain
Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
GLG20 - Spies Like Us
Star Trek Redshirt
Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Rebel Hero

Like Jek Porkins from Star Wars?

Bingo.

Pros:

You'll be credited with helping destroy the death star, even though all you did was dump your 64 oz. soft drink into your ship's flight computer and then spontaneously explode.

Ladies love pilots. Even very, very portly pilots.

You may perish, but at least you didn't have to fly one of those crappy A-Wing fighters.

Cons:

Having to listen to that moron Biggs try to save you at the end:

"Sure, great, thanks Biggs. I'll just eject and then die painfully from lack of oxygen. Gee thanks, Biggs. Hey, Biggs, guess what? I slept with your sister."

Rebel flight outfits are notoriously hard to clean after you drop a bucket of chicken on them.

Quotes:

Jek Porkins: Red Six standing by.

Jek Porkins: I've got a problem here.
Biggs Darklighter: Eject!
Jek Porkins: I can hold it.
Biggs Darklighter: Pull up!
Jek Porkins: No, I'm alright.
Jek Porkins: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!