Pro Wrestling Referee


Pros:

Low expectations.

Cool unis.

Nobody really cares that you don't check Iron Mike Sharpe's forearm pad for illegal objects.

Cons:

50/50 that you'll get knocked unconscious during the course of the match.

80/20 that you'll then come to and award the match to the wrong wrestler.

You get last dibs on the wrestling groupies. Even the wrestling jobbers get to pick before you.

Nobody listens to you when you warn them against eye gouges, eye rakes, low blows, or using a chair upside their opponent's head.

You could be replaced by said chair and nobody would notice.

Internet Resources on Becoming a Pro Wrestling Jobber:

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