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Pro Wrestling Jobber
Like Iron Mike Sharpe?
Yes, or Leaping Lanny Poffo, or Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, post his Inter-Continental Championship.
Pros:
Nobody thinks twice that you're parading around in public in a blue speedo.
The dames boo you publicly, but you don't spend many nights alone.
The referees never thoroughly check your forearm padding for illegal, foreign objects.
Plenty of title shots on non-pay-per-view events.
You get a classic nickname like, "Canada's Greatest Athlete."
Cons:
Knack of playing to the crowd too much just prior to dropping that decisive flying elbow from the top rope.
Resulting tendinitis from habitually missing your flying elbow from the top rope.
The sky's the limit, unless you have a catastrophic forearm injury.
The figure four leg lock.
Piledrivers.
Being hit with the chair you intended to hit the title belt holder with.
Iron Mike Sharpe Video:
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine Video:
Internet Resources on Becoming a Pro Wrestling Jobber:
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine - Wikipedia
Official Site of Greg Valentine
WWE Hall of Fame - Greg "The Hammer" Valentine
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine - IMDB
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