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Olympic Decathlete
Like John Belushi/Little Chocolate Donuts from SNL?
Yep.
Pros:
You've won the gold, now you're going for the World Record.
You logged a lot of miles training for that day. And you've downed a lot of donuts. Little Chocolate Donuts. They taste good, and they've got the sugar you need to get you going in the morning. That's why Little Chocolate Donuts have been on your training table since you were a kid.
You're so good that you can win gold with a 5 pack a day smoking habit.
Cons:
The long wait for endorsement checks to come in the mail.
Young whippershappers like Dan and Dan nipping at your heels.
John Belushi - Little Chocolate Donuts SNL Video:
Internet Resources on Becoming an Olympic Decathlete:
Little Chocolate Donuts - SNL Scripts
Little Chocolate Donuts - Wikipedia
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