M.U.S.C.L.E Wrestler - Kinnikuman


Pros:

Don't have to be very flexible. Being a MUSCLE wrestler is more like being a manequin than an acrobat.

In addition to your orange outfit, you also come in blue, green, red and purple.

Cons:

You're only one of Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere (MUSCLE). Makes you feel pretty small.

Being one of the MUSCLE characters that has his/her arms at their sides, has no arms at all, or is shaped like the Chrysler Building.

Fire, Bad!!!!!!

Having your owner's older brother blow you up with a M-80.

Kinnikuman - M.U.S.C.L.E. Men Video:

Internet Resources on Becoming a M.U.S.C.L.E. Man:

M.U.S.C.L.E Revisited

M.U.S.C.L.E Men Wrestlers - Kinnikuman - Wikipedia

Nathan's MUSCLE Page

American Kinnikuman Information Archive

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