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Motivational Speaker
Like Matt Foley (Living in a Van Down by the River)?
Though less successful than Tony Robbins or Steve Pavlina, yes, Matt Foley is a good choice.
Pros:
Making sure the misdirected youth of today don't wind up rolling doobies, eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river.
Cons:
Being 35 and thrice divorced.
Living in a van down by the river.
Having to tell the misdirected youth of today that they'll amount to jack squat.
Nobody knows when to shut their big YAPPERS.
You can't really see very good. Is that Bill Shakespeare, Ben Matlock, or Bob Hope over there?
Quotes:
Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker: Well, la-dee-freakin-da!
Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker: Whoop-dee-freakin-doo!
Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker Video:
Internet Resources on Becoming a Motivational Speaker:
Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker - Wikipedia
Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker - SNL Transcripts
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