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- Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
- Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
- Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
- Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
- Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
- Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
- Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
- Swedish Chef - Muppets
- Crop Circler
- Excitebike Racer
- FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
- Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
- Stratego Spy
- Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
- Harlem Globetrotter
- Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
- High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
- Ice Pirate
- Kissing Bandit - Morganna
- Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
- Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
- Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
- Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
- Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
- Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
- Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
- M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
- Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
- Private Eye - Rockford Files
- Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
- Pro Wrestling Referee
- Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
- Replicant - Blade Runner
- Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
- Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
- S-Mart Employee
- Scooby Doo Villain
- Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
- Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
- GLG20 - Spies Like Us
- Star Trek Redshirt
- Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
- Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Moonwalker
Like Michael Jackson from Michael Jackson's Moonwalker?
Wooooooooooooo.
Pros:
Get to save the world from the drug dealing and child kidnapping, Mr. Big.
Get to have a post-game tea party with your chimpanzee, the little children you rescued, and Child Protective Services.
When you punch or kick, a stream of stars comes out. Intimidating.
Getting all these hardened, evil men to stop their evil pursuits and cut a rug with you. It's like Hands Across America or Up With People. Very Inspirational.
Cons:
Everything Moonwalker insinuates.
Quotes:
Moonwalker: Woooooooooooo!!!!
Moonwalker Videos:
Internet Resources on Becoming a Moonwalker:
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker - Wikipedia
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker - Rotten Tomatoes
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