Marine Biologist


Like George Costanza from Seinfeld?

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!?

Pros:

Marine biologists do very well with the ladies.

Even if this falls through, at least you're still Latvian Orthodox.

Being a marine biologist helps you forget about the death of your fiancee, Susan. Or more specifically the money, land, and palatial estates that would have come with the marriage to your fiancee, Susan.

Being busted still beats contracting lupus or celebrating another Festivus.

Cons:

Walking along the beach, seeing a group of people surrounding a beached whale and hearing someone yell, "Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

Not really being a marine biologist. Should of stuck with working at Vandelay Industries.

Quotes:

George Costanza: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry Seinfeld: Mammal.
George Costanza: Whatever.
Cosmo Kramer: Well what did you do next?
George Costanza:: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blow hole! I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. (Shows them a golf ball)
Cosmo Kramer: Is that a Titleist? (George nods)
Cosmo Kramer: A hole in one, huh?

Marine Biologist from Seinfeld Video:

Internet Resources on Becoming a Marine Biologist:

The Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - Wikipedia

The Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - IMDB

The Marine Biologist - Seinfeld Scripts

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