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Lunger/Gambler/Pistoleer
Like Doc Holliday?
Among many, many others.
Pros:
Having Town Marshalls and Sheriffs as your friends means you can pretty much gun down any one you want. Carte blanche. "I've got a lot of issues with you people!!!"
You can be an unattractive, consumption-ridden hothead who has trouble shooting straight, but all it takes is a debonair performance by Val Kilmer for everyone to think you were a total bad-ass.
People don't expect a lunger to be quick with the pistol.
Being romantically involved with with women with colorful names, like Big Nose Kate or Crabbin' Callie.
I'm your huckleberry.
Cons:
Spending time with Virgil Earp.
People fear you less when they find out you're a dentist.
The consumption sucks.
Having to remember your Latin schooling in order to insult Johnny Ringo.
Quotes:
Ike Clanton: What is that, Holliday? Twelve hands in a row? Ain't nobody that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Johnny Ringo: Don't any of ya have the guts to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.
Doc Holliday: Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.
Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.
Doc Holliday: You must be Ringo.
Doc Holliday: Look, darling, it's Johnny Ringo. Deadliest pistolier since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling, should I hate him?
Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.
Frank McLaury: I've got you... you bastard!
Doc Holliday: You're a daisy if you do!
Internet Resources on Becoming a Lunger/ Gambler/ Pistoleer:
Doc Holliday - Legends of America







