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Occupations
- Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
- Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
- Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
- Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
- Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
- Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
- Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
- Swedish Chef - Muppets
- Crop Circler
- Excitebike Racer
- FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
- Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
- Stratego Spy
- Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
- Harlem Globetrotter
- Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
- High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
- Ice Pirate
- Kissing Bandit - Morganna
- Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
- Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
- Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
- Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
- Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
- Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
- Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
- M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
- Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
- Private Eye - Rockford Files
- Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
- Pro Wrestling Referee
- Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
- Replicant - Blade Runner
- Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
- Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
- S-Mart Employee
- Scooby Doo Villain
- Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
- Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
- GLG20 - Spies Like Us
- Star Trek Redshirt
- Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
- Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Lab Assistant
Like Beaker from the Muppet Show?
Meep-meep-meep-meep!
Pros:
There's no shortage of interesting things going on at Muppets Labs.
Making important contributions to science in the form of edible paper clips, banana sharpeners, robotic politicians, electric nose warmers, baldness remedies, gorilla detectors and the like.
Occasionally get to help out as an assistant video DJ to Dr. Teeth
Cons:
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's kind of a douchebag.
Better than average chance of being shrunk, electrocuted, cloned, consumed by monsters, deflated, losing limbs, and being turned invisible.
Whenever you're trying to make some time with Janice, that jerk Scooter comes along.
Quotes:
Beaker: Meep-meep-meep-meep.
Beaker Videos:
Internet Resources on Becoming a Lab Assistant:
Dr. Benson Honeydew - Muppet Wiki
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