Kissing Bandit


Like Morganna the Kissing Bandit?

Do you know any other kissing bandit?

Pros:

15 minutes of fame and substantial media exposure. Though perhaps more focus on your physical attributes than your kissing bandit endeavors.

Cons:

Nobody ever calls you the next day.

More and more athletes are playing with cold sores.

Not a lot of eye contact.

As a female kissing bandit you have to choose your prey carefully. Simple physical contact with a potent athlete may leave you Garveed or Kemped.

As a male kissing bandit you will be often be incarcerated and served with multiple restraining orders.

Quotes:

Morganna the Kissing Bandit: I tell people my career started with a bet, and Pete Rose's ended with one.

Internet Resources on Becoming a Kissing Bandit:

Morganna the Kissing Bandit - Wikipedia

Morganna the Kissing Bandit - CNNSI Where are they now?

Morganna - IMDB

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