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- Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
- Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
- Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
- Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
- Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
- Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
- Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
- Swedish Chef - Muppets
- Crop Circler
- Excitebike Racer
- FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
- Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
- Stratego Spy
- Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
- Harlem Globetrotter
- Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
- High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
- Ice Pirate
- Kissing Bandit - Morganna
- Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
- Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
- Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
- Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
- Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
- Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
- Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
- M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
- Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
- Private Eye - Rockford Files
- Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
- Pro Wrestling Referee
- Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
- Replicant - Blade Runner
- Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
- Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
- S-Mart Employee
- Scooby Doo Villain
- Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
- Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
- GLG20 - Spies Like Us
- Star Trek Redshirt
- Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
- Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Kissing Bandit
Like Morganna the Kissing Bandit?
Do you know any other kissing bandit?
Pros:
15 minutes of fame and substantial media exposure. Though perhaps more focus on your physical attributes than your kissing bandit endeavors.
Cons:
Nobody ever calls you the next day.
More and more athletes are playing with cold sores.
Not a lot of eye contact.
As a female kissing bandit you have to choose your prey carefully. Simple physical contact with a potent athlete may leave you Garveed or Kemped.
As a male kissing bandit you will be often be incarcerated and served with multiple restraining orders.
Quotes:
Morganna the Kissing Bandit: I tell people my career started with a bet, and Pete Rose's ended with one.
Internet Resources on Becoming a Kissing Bandit:
Morganna the Kissing Bandit - Wikipedia
Morganna the Kissing Bandit - CNNSI Where are they now?
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