Ice Pirate

Like Robert Ulrich?

Yep, or Roscoe.


Get to hang with Robert Urich. He always seemed like a cool dude.

You could do worse than stealing water for a living.

Making time with Angelica Huston and Bing Crosby's daughter.

Sure you've got a blaster, but real men fight with swords.

Kung-fu robots and unicorn riding Amazons.


Having to track down the Space Herpe.

Time warps make for awkward, geriatric battles.

If captured, could wind up in the castration factory.

The evil robots have battle-axes.

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Internet Resources on Becoming a Stratego Spy:

Ice Pirates - IMDB

Ice Pirates - Rotten Tomatoes

Ice Pirates - Wikipedia

Ice Pirates - Bad Movies

Ice Pirates - 1000 Misspent Hours

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