Ice Pirate


Like Robert Ulrich?

Yep, or Roscoe.

Pros:

Get to hang with Robert Urich. He always seemed like a cool dude.

You could do worse than stealing water for a living.

Making time with Angelica Huston and Bing Crosby's daughter.

Sure you've got a blaster, but real men fight with swords.

Kung-fu robots and unicorn riding Amazons.

Cons:

Having to track down the Space Herpe.

Time warps make for awkward, geriatric battles.

If captured, could wind up in the castration factory.

The evil robots have battle-axes.

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Internet Resources on Becoming a Stratego Spy:

Ice Pirates - IMDB

Ice Pirates - Rotten Tomatoes

Ice Pirates - Wikipedia

Ice Pirates - Bad Movies

Ice Pirates - 1000 Misspent Hours

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