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Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
Swedish Chef - Muppets
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FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
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Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
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Kissing Bandit - Morganna
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Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
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Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
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Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
Private Eye - Rockford Files
Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
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Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
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GLG20 - Spies Like Us
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Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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High School Principal

Like Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.

Pros:

A majority of the students fear your disciplinary stylings.

Get to wear those great flip-up sunglasses.

Get to show off your French as you close in on Ferris Bueller.

Get to manage a dynamic teaching staff. "Anyone? Something D-O-O economics. Voodoo economics. Bueller?"

Cons:

Having to put up with your secretary, Grace. Serenity now. Except when she thinks you just sounded like Dirty Harry.

Ferris Bueller is very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They all think he's a righteous dude.

Ferris Bueller makes you look like an ass, is what he does.

Dogs and the subsequent shoe attrition.

Quotes:

Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody...It's true.

Katie Bueller: I don't remember him being sick nine times.
Ed Rooney: That's probably because he wasn't sick. He was skipping school. Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It's a fool's paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path.

(Cubs Baseball Game on the TV)
Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Employee: Nothing, nothing.
Ed Rooney: (Not listening) Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Employee: The Bears.