High School Principal


Like Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine.

Pros:

A majority of the students fear your disciplinary stylings.

Get to wear those great flip-up sunglasses.

Get to show off your French as you close in on Ferris Bueller.

Get to manage a dynamic teaching staff. "Anyone? Something D-O-O economics. Voodoo economics. Bueller?"

Cons:

Having to put up with your secretary, Grace. Serenity now. Except when she thinks you just sounded like Dirty Harry.

Ferris Bueller is very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads — they all adore him. They all think he's a righteous dude.

Ferris Bueller makes you look like an ass, is what he does.

Dogs and the subsequent shoe attrition.

Quotes:

Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody...It's true.

Katie Bueller: I don't remember him being sick nine times.
Ed Rooney: That's probably because he wasn't sick. He was skipping school. Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It's a fool's paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path.

(Cubs Baseball Game on the TV)
Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Employee: Nothing, nothing.
Ed Rooney: (Not listening) Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Employee: The Bears.

Internet Resources on Becoming a Stratego Spy:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - IMDB

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Wikipedia

Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rotten Tomatoes

Ferris Bueller Page - Idiot Savant

Save Ferris - 80s

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