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Harlem Globetrotter
Pros:
You can choose a cool nickname like Meadowlark, Curly, Skip to My Lou or Nothing But Backboard.
Referees don't seem to have a problem if you utilize a ladder. Or if you have a tendency to travel. Hell, you probably don't even have to dribble if you don't want to.
Get to periodically hang out with Scooby, Shaggy and the gang solving mysteries.
Cons:
The Washington Generals are due.
Having to interact with Scrappy-Doo.
Quotes:
Krusty the Clown's Accountant: Let me get this straight: You bet against the Harlem Globetrotters?
Krusty the Clown: I thought the Generals were due.
Harlem Globetrotter Videos:
Internet Resources on Becoming a Harlem Globetrotter:
Harlem Globetrotters - Official Site
Harlem Globetrotters - Wikipedia
History of the Harlem Globetrotters - PBS
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