Harlem Globetrotter


Pros:

You can choose a cool nickname like Meadowlark, Curly, Skip to My Lou or Nothing But Backboard.

Referees don't seem to have a problem if you utilize a ladder. Or if you have a tendency to travel. Hell, you probably don't even have to dribble if you don't want to.

Get to periodically hang out with Scooby, Shaggy and the gang solving mysteries.

Cons:

The Washington Generals are due.

Having to interact with Scrappy-Doo.

Quotes:

Krusty the Clown's Accountant: Let me get this straight: You bet against the Harlem Globetrotters?

Krusty the Clown: I thought the Generals were due.

Harlem Globetrotter Videos:

Internet Resources on Becoming a Harlem Globetrotter:

Harlem Globetrotters - Official Site

Harlem Globetrotters - Wikipedia

History of the Harlem Globetrotters - PBS

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