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Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
Swedish Chef - Muppets
Crop Circler
Excitebike Racer
FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
Stratego Spy
Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
Harlem Globetrotter
Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
Ice Pirate
Kissing Bandit - Morganna
Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
Private Eye - Rockford Files
Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
Pro Wrestling Referee
Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
Replicant - Blade Runner
Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
S-Mart Employee
Scooby Doo Villain
Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
GLG20 - Spies Like Us
Star Trek Redshirt
Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Harlem Globetrotter

Pros:

You can choose a cool nickname like Meadowlark, Curly, Skip to My Lou or Nothing But Backboard.

Referees don't seem to have a problem if you utilize a ladder. Or if you have a tendency to travel. Hell, you probably don't even have to dribble if you don't want to.

Get to periodically hang out with Scooby, Shaggy and the gang solving mysteries.

Cons:

The Washington Generals are due.

Having to interact with Scrappy-Doo.

Quotes:

Krusty the Clown's Accountant: Let me get this straight: You bet against the Harlem Globetrotters?

Krusty the Clown: I thought the Generals were due.