The Elf Who Shot the Food


Like the Elf from Gauntlet?

One in the same.

Pros:

Even though Thor the Warrior, Merlin the Wizard, and Thyra the Valkyrie do all the heavy lifting, I'm sure they won't mind when you sprint ahead and grab the treasure/food/key.

Even though you're undersized you can still block the exit for an overwhelmed Valkyrie or Warrior. It's a good way to lighten the mood when your cohorts are complaining about you taking all the treasure/food/keys.

Valkyries are very appreciative when you let them have food. Very appreciative.

Cons:

Ghosts hurt. And breed suspiciously fast.

Stupid Merlin chose a dungeon without having any idea how large it is. Thank God there's random platters of turkey laying around or you might starve to death.

Quotes:

The Gauntlet Narrator: The elf shot the food.

Internet Resources on Becoming a Stratego Spy:

Gauntlet - Wikipedia

Gauntlet - Coin Op

Gauntlet Forums

Gauntlet - Killer List of Videogames

Gauntlet - Moby Games

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