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FBI Agent
Like Johnny Utah from Point Break?
F-B-I Agents don't come better than Johnny Utah. Other famous FBI Agents include Mulder and Scully from the X-files and chief J. Edgar Hoover.
Pros:
You get to tell everyone you know that you are an EFF-BEE-EYE agent.
The FBI apparently doesn't care if you wear all denim.
Those four years of Spanish you took in high school will really pay off when you drop a line like, "Vaya con Dios" at the right moment. Nailed it.
No time for filling out paperwork when you're jumping out of airplanes without a parachute and finding new ways to wrench that trick knee of yours.
The little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
Cons:
Having Bodhi continually mention that he slept with Tyler first.
Bodhi crossed the line. People trusted him and they died. He's gotta go down.
Playing quarterback at The Ohio State University for four years and still not being able to throw a football.
Quotes from Johnny Utah:
Johnny Utah: Vaya con Dios, Brah.
Johnny Utah: I am a F-B-I agent.
Johnny Utah: You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta' go down.
Internet Resources on Becoming a FBI Agent:
Point Break Live! - Awesome stage performance.
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