Crop Circler


Pros:

Drinking on the job is not only allowed, it's strongly encouraged.

No women present when you projectile vomit half-way through.

No women present when, after projectile vomiting, you wipe your mouth on your sleeve and crack another beer.

Cons:

Passing out due to excessive alcohol consumption prior to the completion of your crop circles.

Have to stand by and watch as local, lunatic fringe groups give crop circling credit to aliens from Rigel VII.

Aliens hardly ever give crop circling workshops and Time-Life is yet to come out with a DIY book.

Being at the point in your life where crop circling is considered a fun night out.

Your wife considers this on par with attending demolition derbies and watching the VHS recording of that time you flipped Moon Patrol.

Quotes:

"Aye, Seamus, I'm pissed, too."

"Aye, Jackie. Tis true, you've soiled yourself."

Internet Resources on Becoming a Crop Circler:

Crop Circles - Wikipedia

Crop Circle Connector

Crop Circle Research

Crop Circles - How Stuff Works

Circle Makers

Crop Circles - Skeptic's Dictionary

Crop Circle Article - National Geographic

Lucy Pringle's Crop Circle Page

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