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Occupations
Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
Swedish Chef - Muppets
Crop Circler
Excitebike Racer
FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
Stratego Spy
Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
Harlem Globetrotter
Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
Ice Pirate
Kissing Bandit - Morganna
Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
Private Eye - Rockford Files
Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
Pro Wrestling Referee
Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
Replicant - Blade Runner
Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
S-Mart Employee
Scooby Doo Villain
Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
GLG20 - Spies Like Us
Star Trek Redshirt
Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Carbonite Machine Operator

Like the Pig Dudes (Ugnaughts) that made Carbonite Han Solo in Cloud City?

One in the same.

Pros:

You'll be part of a decidedly handsome race of people.

You get to live your days in beautiful Cloud City freezing stuff.

Free Colt 45 in the break room. It works every time.

Cons:

Drunken ugnaughts have a propensity to fall through the protective railings and plummet to Bespin.

Lobot, the freaky bald dude with the cyber-earmuffs, has an ugnaught fetish. Either sex, so don't look him in the eye when he passes you in the corridor.

As a civil administrator, Lando's kind of a douchebag.

You're short, fat, and, literally, look like a pig. Snout and all.

You have to live in Cloud City. This is roughly the equivalant of living your entire life on a cruise ship. Minus the rampant gastrointestinal illnesses, the rock climbing wall, and mid-life crises-induced sexual encounters.