Punch Out Boxer

Like King Hippo from Mike Tyson's Punchout on NES?

Yep, or Piston Honda, or poor, poor Glass Joe.


Repeated, catastrophic blows to the head make it less likely you'll remember being beaten by a skinny white kid named Little Mac.

You get to make up fun catch phrases like "I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo."

Between rounds you can ask your corner guy how to not get your cranium caved in and he'll respond with great advice like, "Join the Nintendo fun club today, Mac!"

You can be very openly gay, like Don Flamenco, if that's your cup of tea. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Mike Tyson knocks you out so quickly he doesn't have time to go for your ear.


Nobody ever respects your request to "Watch the jaw!! Don't hit my jaw!" or lays off the sensitive area of your stomach that has a bandaid on it.

Having to fight Mike Tyson.

Not having enough money to join the Nintendo Fun Club.


Glass Joe: This is my last match! I'm too old for fighting!

Glass Joe: Watch the jaw!! Don't hit my jaw!

Von Kaiser: Your punch is soft... just like your heart!

Piston Honda: I'll give you a TKO from Tokyo!

Don Flamenco: People like my hair. Don't mess my hair!

Soda Popinski: Would you like some punch to drink? Ha, ha, ha!

Mr. Sandman: Welcome to dreamland baby!

Internet Resources on Becoming a Punch Out Boxer:

Mike Tyson's Punch Out - Wikipedia

Leonardite's WVBA Mike Tyson's Punch Out Page

Mike Tyson's Punch Out Characters - Wikipedia

iMockery Punch Out 2

Mike Tyson's Punch Out NES Fan Page

Mike Tyson's Punch Out Video:

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