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- Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
- Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
- Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
- Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
- Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
- Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
- Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
- Swedish Chef - Muppets
- Crop Circler
- Excitebike Racer
- FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
- Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
- Stratego Spy
- Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
- Harlem Globetrotter
- Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
- High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
- Ice Pirate
- Kissing Bandit - Morganna
- Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
- Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
- Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
- Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
- Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
- Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
- Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
- M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
- Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
- Private Eye - Rockford Files
- Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
- Pro Wrestling Referee
- Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
- Replicant - Blade Runner
- Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
- Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
- S-Mart Employee
- Scooby Doo Villain
- Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
- Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
- GLG20 - Spies Like Us
- Star Trek Redshirt
- Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
- Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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- *Probably not your destiny.
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Member of the Dead Presidents Crew
Like Reagan/Bodhi from Point Break?
Nailed it. Though being Tricky Dick Nixon would be fun, too.
Pros:
Between the surfing, sky diving, extreme, beach tackle football games, and the fisticuffs, bank robbery preparation is more strenuous than basic training.
The little hand says it's time to rock and roll.
Continually being able to remind Johnny Utah that you slept with Tyler before him.
Having guys like Rosie have your back in fights.
Cons:
Having to hang out with guys like Rosie to ensure they have your back in fights.
Getting stuck with the Herbert Hoover mask.
Having to hear Bodhi sing "She's Like the Wind" in the car on the way to the bank.
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Quotes:
Bodhi: They only live to get radical. They don't understand the sea, so they'll never get the spiritual side of it.
Bodhi: Little hand says its time to rock & roll.
Bodhi: 100% pure adrenaline!
Quick Note from Robot GC's Lawyer:
Don't really become a bank robber.
Internet Resources on Becoming a Bank Robber:
Point Break Live! - Awesome stage performance.
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