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Air Force Pilot - Iceman - Top Gun
Bank Robber - Bodhi - Point Break
Bond Company Stooge - Life Aquatic
Bounty Hunter - Boba Fett
Bounty Hunter - Reno Raines - Renegade
Boxer - King Hippo - Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Carbonite - Han Solo - Machine Operator
Swedish Chef - Muppets
Crop Circler
Excitebike Racer
FBI Agent - Johnny Utah - Point Break
Male Prostitute - Fred Garvin
Stratego Spy
Guantlet - Elf Shot the Food
Harlem Globetrotter
Henchman - Dr. Evil - Mustafa
High School Principal - Ed Rooney - Ferris Bueller
Ice Pirate
Kissing Bandit - Morganna
Lab Assistant - Beaker - Muppet Show
Lunger - Doc Holliday - Tombstone
Magician - GOB Bluth - Arrested Development
Marine Biologist - Seinfeld - George Costanza
Henchman - Monarch - Venture Brothers
Moonwalker - Sega - Michael Jackson
Motivational Speaker - Matt Foley - SNL
M.U.S.C.L.E. Wrestler
Olympic Decathlete - John Belushi - SNL
Private Eye - Rockford Files
Pro Wrestling Jobber - Iron Mike Sharpe
Pro Wrestling Referee
Rebel Hero - Jek Porkins - Star Wars
Replicant - Blade Runner
Ridiculous Super Hero - Silver Surfer
Robot Insurance Spokesman - Old Glory - SNL
S-Mart Employee
Scooby Doo Villain
Slamball Trampoline Basketball Player
Space Marine - Aliens - PFC Hudson
GLG20 - Spies Like Us
Star Trek Redshirt
Team Zissou Intern - Life Aquatic
Winter Caretaker - Overlook Hotel - Shining
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Air Force Pilot

Like Iceman from Top Gun?

Yep. I always liked Goose, though. RIP.

Pros:

Shirt optional if you're anywhere near the beach.

Daily rations include body oil for greasing yourself down prior to any volleyball matches.

Get to choose a cool nickname, like Wolfman, Maverick, Iceman, Goose, or Aardvark.

Get to shoot down bad guys. Don't worry they were asking for it.

Pulling off a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28 is the recommended course of action when the <bleep> hits the fan.

Foxy instructors. I'm speaking of Tom Skerritt, of course.

Cons:

Paying for the air traffic controllers' dry cleaning bills.

People like Quinton Tarantino questioning the gay subtext of your flight school and beach volleyball games.

Your partner getting killed, while married to an in-her-prime Meg Ryan.

Top Gun Quotes:

Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Maverick: That's right, Iceman. I am dangerous.

Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
Maverick: Yes ma'am.