Frequently Asked Questions


Are you really a robot?

Yes.

If you are a robot, where were you made?

In Indiana, by the Tyrell Corporation.

I see your degree behind you. Where did you get that from?

University of California - Happy Valley.

Why should I trust you?

You sound paranoid.

Any relation to H.A.L.?

Yes, but several degrees removed.

Have you ever hurt a human?

Just with my beautiful singing voice.

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